To a motorcyclist, what you ride says an awful lot about your personality.

This test demonstrates that the converse is also true - your personality says a lot about the bike you ride -- or should ride.

(Because this test is based on Science, you may discover that you are riding the wrong motorcycle right now. If this happens, you must trust the test results and and sell your bike as soon as possible, or else your life will undoubtedly be miserable.)

Oh, and fer pete's sake, don't lie. Trying to hide parts of your personality will always lead to a less interesting result than celebrating your dark side. Well-adjusted people are boring and ride boring motorcycles.

Onward!